Yes, it is the bane of an author's existence. The dreaded one star review. Someone didn't like your book. How can that be? You worked so many hours on that book your buns became molded to the shape of your chair. You wrote, and re-wrote, and slaved away for months...maybe even years.
And someone just left you a bad review! Unthinkable!
But wait, before you go into a tirade and tear up all your unfinished manuscripts, vowing to never again throw your pearls out into the public for desecration...take a deep breath. Don't do anything rash. And whatever you do, don't go post about it on your favorite online forum. Those threads usually end up with some well-intentioned writers saying horrible things about the reviewer. (Remember, these reviewers use the Internet too. The last thing you want is a mob of angry readers targeting you because you started a reviewer bashing thread.)
Every author will need to deal with a one star review sooner or later. That's just part of this whole writing gig. And I admit, it stinks. Some reviews make you feel like giving up, or question your ability to write. Some might even make you feel depressed.
Never fear, I've got the perfect thing to make you feel better. When you've gotten that horrible, terrible review saying your characters are cardboard and your writing is worse than a first grader's, come on over here and read these:
"I thought that this book was totally dumb from beginning to end. It had absolutely no plot whatsoever." - One star review left on Carrie, by Stephen King
"This book is the worst book ever. The only reason a person should read
this book is if they are forced to or they like to hear about thieves." - One star review left on Oliver Twist, by Charles Dickens
"that book is the most boring i have ever read in my life. i regret that i read it and i suggest everybody not reading it. reading that book is absolutely waste of time !!!" - One star review left on Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, by JK Rowling
"The story read like all the sentaces has been thrown it a blender and then reassembled into a book." - One star review left on Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, by Lewis Carroll
"...I generally try to find something redeeming about books, but I honestly
have nothing good to say about this drivel. Meyer writes as if the
reader is an absolute idiot who has to be told every sing tiny little
thing; we are never given the chance to interpret what's going on in the
characters' heads. There is no mystery, no intrigue, no suspense. The
characters themselves are cut-and-dried, stereotypical, and maddeningly
unoriginal." One star review left on Twilight, by Stephenie Meyer
""The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" is a tedious, exasperating, and
mind-numbing story. This is my first Mark Twain book, and it's surely
to be my last, as I was sorely disappointed. While the grammar and
dialect are supposed to be written realistically, I found it cumbersome.
The adventures changed constantly, and if Twain had written with one
adventure in mind, then my attention span would not have diminished.
When Tom Sawyer entered the book permanently, I became irritated,
because when he arrived, the story became prolonged and trivial. I feel
I wasted my time reading this book. I do not recommend." One star review left on The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, by Mark Twain
"I agree with the other negative reviewers. There is nothing remotely
satisfying about any of these books. Not only is the premise of the
first book rather disgusting, the second two are just horrible. I had
to force myself to finish the third one. I'm posting this here in the
first book to save readers some valuable time!" One star review left on The Hunger Games, by Suzanne Collins
"A beautifully illustrated book based on poor scientific knowledge.
Butterflies do not come from cocoons - moths do. When butterfly
caterpillars pupate, they do not spin silk to make a cocoon. If you
want your child to learn inaccurate science, use this book with them." One star review left on The Very Hungry Caterpillar, by Eric Carle
One last note. I'm not delighting in the bad reviews left on other books. It just helps to know that even the best books get bad reviews. Don't give up writing. Bad reviews happen. Even to the best of them.
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